ESR19-2 Propaganda Thread

[HOWBOY 55]

ATTENTION UFS GOVERNMENT SCUM! Cease operations in the CoST Territory of Oklahoma immediately. You do not want to awaken the beast. The civilians of this territory will not lay down and allow you to continue to terrorize our people. WE WILL MAINTAIN CONTROL OF WHAT BELONGS TO US!

[TheJP 3,301]

Insert PSYOPs HERE.

[Dave 781]

Meanwhile, at the UFS Legion of Doom...

 

 

UFS intelligence discovers secret new CoST weapon of mass cuteage. 

[Ron Mexico 380]

Oh Great, someone flush the toilet so the crap will stop floating around.

[madmedic 8]

Swirlies...Yaaa

[Tusk 301]

[Dave 781]

Meanwhile, at the UFS Legion of Doom...

 

 

UFS 'scientists' 'perfect' another 'rocket' to 'take out' CoST motorized infantry platoons.

[Zubi 57]

Honestly, I have no clue which team I have been playing for. All I do is show up and shoot woodland fairies. 


 
 

[Dave 781]

Meanwhile, at the UFS Legion of Doom...

 

 

UFS R&D pumps out the latest turd - a self-destructing technical.  They know our AT weaponry is so powerful that they're going to save us the time and just blow their vehicles up for us.

[Guest Specs]

UFS be knockin on your puny CDF doors with a healthy dose of reality.

[Guest Specs]

Also, I sense a bit of jealousy there Dave. 

 

[Dave 781]

lol like anyone cares about CDF

 

 

Meanwhile, at the UFS Legion of Doom...

 

 

Popular UFS leader ___________ (insert latest UFS leader here) uses the latest and greatest of UFS tech to spy at into a different dimension (where UFS might have a chance of winning).

 

UFS.

[Ron Mexico 380]

Dave,

That last one is completely out of line and falls in with cruel and unusual punishment to make all of us look at that ass bag. Frosty said to keep it clean but you had to post a picture of IT. You sir are a horrible, horrible person LOL.

[Runt511 180]

^haha, "it". His call sign is Barry Obeezie and don't worry he never follows through

[Guest Specs]

[Blue1 203]

If you want to talk about trying to take something. You shoulda been at point 5.

[Dave 781]

Dave,

That last one is completely out of line and falls in with cruel and unusual punishment to make all of us look at that ass bag. Frosty said to keep it clean but you had to post a picture of IT. You sir are a horrible, horrible person LOL.

 

I thought about the obvious political talk, but when with this latest intel report from UFS command I decided it would go far over their heads (and onto their shoulders).

 

Meanwhile, at the UFS Legion of Doom...

[Sisu 288]

Ew Dave... Ew. lol

[Blue1 203]

Dave you are one funny guy.

[Runt511 180]

Lmfao

[Dave 781]

What happens in a UFS shower stays in a UFS shower... until CoST PSYOPS releases it to the public 

[Zubi 57]

Meanwhile the CoST team be like:

[Guest Specs]

More like Cost don't exist haha. You CoST scum are technically CDF this time around. 

[Dave 781]

Never in the history of warfare has an Army taken up a false uniform to continue the fight

[Clinton Benninghoff 35]

Meanwhile back at the UFS Airbase.  "WE'RE COMING"